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ScottB12
01-08-2009, 11:45 AM
Saw this article on Yahoo today. I thought it might give those of you opposed to helmet laws (although I don't think any of those reside here) some food for thought. Maybe you can come up with a creative way to protect your melon...like maybe by using a melon!

KANO, Nigeria (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria have arrested scores of motorcycle taxi riders with dried fruit shells, paint pots or pieces of rubber tire tied to their heads with string to avoid a new law requiring them to wear helmets.


The regulations have caused chaos around Africa's most populous nation, with motorcyclists complaining helmets are too expensive and some passengers refusing to wear them fearing they will catch skin disease or be put under a black magic spell.


The law, which came into force on January 1, pits two factions equally feared by the common motorist against one another: erratic motorcycle taxis known as "Okadas," whose owners are notorious for road-rage, and the bribe-hungry traffic police.


Some bikers have used calabashes -- dried shells of pumpkin-sized fruit usually used as a bowl -- or pots and pans tied to their heads with string to try to dodge the rules.


Construction workers have set up a lucrative trade renting out their safety helmets for around 500 naira ($3.60) a day.


"They use pots, plates, calabashes, rubber and plastic as makeshift helmets," said Yusuf Garba, commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission in the northern town of Kano.


"We will not tolerate this. We gave them enough time to purchase helmets. Six months ago the price of helmets was below 800 naira so complaints about non-availability and high prices are no excuse," he told Reuters.


Helmet prices have since risen sharply as sellers cash in on demand.


BIKES IMPOUNDED


He said 28 arrests had been made in Kano. Newspapers have reported more arrests in other cities. Those detained are fined and their bikes impounded until they buy helmets.


There are tens of thousands of Okadas buzzing around Lagos, a chaotic city of 14 million people, many of them given to unemployed and illiterate youths as part of poverty reduction programs or on hire-purchase schemes run by businessmen.


Most have never been taught traffic rules.


Newspapers quoted passengers as saying they feared the helmets could be laced with magic spells so as to knock the wearer unconscious and make them easier to rob, while others feared they would pick up an infection.


One columnist said transportation can already carry a health risk, and recounted how he had picked up a bedbug while sitting on a bus.


"The story is that people who have scabies, craw-craw, ringworm, dandruff and all other such diseases would easily infect others with them through the helmets," Steve Nwosu wrote in the Daily Sun.


"They ironically forget that the same diseases are also deposited on, and generously transferred from, car seats and their headrests."

Ancient Priest
01-08-2009, 01:19 PM
Months and months since we heard from you!

Okay, you and I will go into business. Collect up all the slightly used helmets from garage sales, Kijiji and Craigslist. Two or three bucks apiece. I have a couple, only slightly bashed around, which I will throw in.

Bale them all up and put them on a freighter to the White Mans' Grave. We will flog them at the pre-inflation 800 naira, plus shipping, plus a small premium for having Canadian juju on them. Canadians are nice and clean from all that ice and snow, right? No bad magic. 'Make a fortune.

Nigeria's government is the one which lately hanged a few dissident journalists, right? The guys who spoke out against the government's policy of selling oil while it was still in the ground to the USA. (Shell Oil comes to mind.) And then parking the proceeds in a Swiss bank account where none of it got to the citizenry of the country, right?

I don't know how righteous I can bring myself to sound about this helmet issue.

ScottB12
01-08-2009, 04:28 PM
Indeed it has been a while since I dropped by. I am an occasional lurker but intend to join the fray a little more often.

In addition to whatever you have lying around, I have a cantaloupe in the fridge that I can probably cut in half and make a couple of helmets out of. That and a basketball from the garage will at least get me started.

If the helmet business does not pan out, I can still send my bank account information to a fine Nigerian citizen who has advised me via e-mail that he has significant dollars he needs to move out of the country. I can pocket a nice tidy fee for simply allowing him to use my bank account as a pipeline.

Are you in?

metalredneck
01-09-2009, 07:44 AM
That way the Nigerian Prince that sends those E-mails can afford to put more than a gourd on his melon. Good on ya, boys.