Popping Cherries

[TimP]

Everything born loses it's virginity at some point, and the notion of such entry into adulthood may be defined in many ways. These first few welcome threads are all well and good, but I think that after a full day of being "up" on the web it's time we got down to business. I'll pop the first cherry:

Harleys ****.

Next?

[TimP]

Whoa! it seems there are words you can't say on this site!

I wonder what would happen if I posted a question asking why my two carburetors **** unequally? Or stated that my bike ****s a lot of gas on the highway? Or advised someone to use a siphon and not **** on a hose when they run out of gas?

What other words are forbidden here? If there are several, it could **** big time...

-TimP

[Uwe W.]

I'm looking into this issue Tim. I can sort of understand a few words being censored, but certainly not something like s u c k. Actually, I don't like to see anything censored; swear words, if used in the right context and with moderation, have their place in any form of communication.

[New & reborn Priest]

The exclusion of certain cultural and semantically resonating phonemes in this twenty-first century is bloody nonsense.

In the expression of how many languages would you want to impose this censorship? Suppose someone said, ¨¡Chinga la chinganda chingada!¨ (Having hit his thumb with a hammer.) Most Mexicans would agree that that makes perfect sense (but not literal sense) and would understand it. The speaker is more than slightly upset. Here, translated into English, such an utterance becomes the subject of censorship.

Are we living in Queen Victoria's Canada? Lenny Bruce said some years ago that there was only one forbidden word in North America - the word (and I apologise for its utterance) is 'nigger'.

[RickO]

Everything born loses it's virginity at some point, and the notion of such entry into adulthood may be defined in many ways. These first few welcome threads are all well and good, but I think that after a full day of being "up" on the web it's time we got down to business. I'll pop the first cherry:

Harleys ****.

Next?

Tim...I have no problem entering Harleys Rule on my computer.

Check your parental control settings:p

[TimP]

Nicely played, Rick!

Now, if you could just tell me how to get the carburetors on my bike to "rule" equally, there would be peace in the world!

[RickO]

Nicely played, Rick!

Now, if you could just tell me how to get the carburetors on my bike to "rule" equally, there would be peace in the world!

"Real" motorcycles have only one carb!

You must be riding one of those Triumph rice burners!

[Uwe W.]

I hate to break up this conversation about motorcycles... what do you guys think this is, a motorcyle forum or something?

The censorship tool has been dismantled; believe it or not there were only two words in the database, and Tim managed to use one of them.

Now Tim, please tell us what sucks in your opinion...

[TimP]

Oh, Jeez, don't get me started!

We'll have to start a guessing game. A "Harley"-related term got me into this mess, so I'm guessing the second word you can't say on this site is...

(drum roll, please)

Davidson?

[Ivor biggin]

Don`t get me started on Harleys or I`ll relate some of the "I had to lay `er down" stories that I`ve heard. I would rather take the sidecar off an old Panther than ride with that crowd.
IB

[KZDon]

Angels angels Angels

Hell's Angels

Heck's Angels

Hell's Anglicans

Angelic Upstarts

Anglophones from hell

What the heck is an anglophone Anglican Hell's Angel doing with an Angelic Upstart? Sucking?

[New & reborn Priest]

Don is officially the forum's Poet Laureate. And we know that secretely Don loves Harleys.