Clean shorts before you ride?

[kml]

My mother always told me to wear clean underwear because if you are knocked out in an accident the emergency workers won't think you are a slob who doesn't change his shorts. But, hey, laundry is a hassle and I figure I'm gonna crap myself if I'm in an accident so I just stuff a empty Mars bar wrapper in the crack of my ass. That way the emergency workers will say "whoa, I thought this guy shit himself, but now I see he was just storing a Mars bar between his butt cheeks."

Hope this helps...
:D:D:D

cheers
ken

[TimP]

My mother told me the same thing, but she also told me to always clean my plate so as to respect the starving (Armenians, at the time, then Biafrans, and then others too numerous to mention).

Sort of leaves your ambulance workers in a tough spot, doesn't it?

[KZDon]

Send them the Mars bar

[Dirtybill]

On multiple day bike trips I always pick out the underwear that needs to be replaced anyway and just throw it in the garbage can in the motel room.

It must make the room cleaners think:confused:

This way I always have room for duty free stuff on the way back:p